Don't Just Sit There. DO Something

Surfing personal homepages must get boring after all a while. What is there to do, really? You read a typical bio, some mediocre poetry, a journal you can't use except if you're planning on bribing someone. You look at photos or artwork, sign the guestbook, and link away, repeating the same process with some other site you find.

God forbid you should have to miss out on such tradition here. There's enough mediocre writing and artwork on this site to satisfy anyone.

Still, I'd like to add a little page or two where you, the site surfer, can put in a little of your own writing if you want to--however mediocre or outstanding you'd like it to be. So if there are any interested parties, let me know; I'm considering adding a group grope story writing section.

In the meantime, interactivity on this site is limited to more simple fare. For those of you who remember "Mad Lib" and "Choose Your Own Adventure" books, you might recognize the conventions I use in the links below.

Remember, there are no wrong answers, and you get a nice crisp certificate for participating.

• "Once Upon A Time" - a madlib-like fairy tale (javascript enabled browsers only, basic understanding of grammar required)
• "Prince Valium" - a fairy tale where you choose your own adventure