This Way to the Egress

This really is the way out. Except for the webrings, none of these links will open up a new window (it's intentional), so if you change your mind about leaving, you'll actually have to go through the trouble of hitting the "back" or "previous" button on your browser--not that you'd want to come back or anything--oh, woe is us! However, if keeping one foot on this page is absolutely essential to you, try this:

• PC: Right-click on the link and choose "Open in New Window"
• Mac: Click and hold on the link and choose "Open in New Window"

Okay. Time to get over it and surf on. Y'all come back now, y'hear?