Nine Dongles

Marc505 says: whats the area all the bars are there
PureCountry says: The only one I know is up by Hansen...can't think of the name.....
Marc505 says: they had a bar called sgt peppers
PureCountry says: Never heard of that one. We usually go to the new one they opened up in town by Kadena
Marc505 says: i hung out mostly in Naha thats where our base was at
PureCountry says: I've heard about some of the bars in Naha.....
Marc505 says: hollow good bye ,,,very good bar
PureCountry says: Good for women or men??
-April says: or good for nothing?
PureCountry says: Good one April!
1961model says: is that penis or panic attacks?
Marc505 says: both just a bar
-April says: 1961, if the one is huge, then so is the other...
-April says: attacks, I mean
jeffbadboy says: loli attact with my penis and have panic attacks
1961model says: ya april. i would panic .
-April says: lol... well... all I can say is if they tell me they have 13... they better be using the wrong side of the ruler.
jeffbadboy says: lol april
1961model says: haven't seen a biggun' in a while. town is full of spanish men.
-April says: lol, 1961... hitting kind of low there, aren't you?
jeffbadboy says: what do you consider big 61?
Keith3 says: hi 2GOOD
2GoodLooking says: GOOD MORNING
1961model says: 9 and up.
-April says: You mean, 2GoodMorning, don't you?
2GoodLooking says: yes april
jeffbadboy says: im all but the up part
-April says: jeff... does that mean you're 9 and down?
jeffbadboy says: not down or up rite at it
-April says: Jeff... which side of the ruler?
jeffbadboy says: the american side
1961model says: am i the oldest here?
-April says: LOL.. the american side... I never thought of that side of the ruler in quite that way
jeffbadboy says: 29
Keith3 says: probably 1961
-April is 25.
jeffbadboy says: non metric
Marc505 says: 37/
1961model says: don't matter which side. only if it slides good.
-April says: jeff... in other words, extra special big... I don't think I could use you for a letter opener
jeffbadboy says: im a hell of a paper weight though ...lol;
-April says: Personally, 1961, I've never measured a man before... kind of scary to bring in a ruler to bed... lol
-April says: LMAO, Jeff... good one
jeffbadboy says: ty april
-April says: come to think of it... I have far too many papers on my desk... lol
1961model says: never used a ruler either but can tell by feeling.
-April says: I'm so horrible with measuring, I don't even bother
-April says: I just know that the men I've been with are probably about average. 6?
jeffbadboy says: well could you use my assistance april?
-April says: Jeff... lol... keep the papers from blowing away
1961model says: were they hispanic,april?
-April says: 1961... nope, not at all
Marc505 says: well you know 9 is a upside down 6
-April says: I've never seen an upside down penis before.
Marc505 says: any guy could make that mistake in measuring
Lace says: how old??
-April says: oh... LOL, Marc
jeffbadboy says: depend on the angle of attack april
-April says: Jeff... well... I suppose if I stopped blowing at them, I wouldn't need your help after all... lol
-April says: or I could continue
1961model says: blowing them makes them bigger.
jeffbadboy says: well if you keep blowing them I could use your help...lol
-April says: I've always wondered why we use the word "blow"... we don't actually blow, do we?
-April says: LOL, Jeff...
jeffbadboy says: no but sometimes its a job though huh?
1961model says: no we don't!
-April says: A job that doesn't suck, so I guess that's why we don't call it that instead.
Marc505 says: that goes along the same line as eating out
jeffbadboy says: exactly
-April says: Jeff... but the job doesn't blow, either
1961model says: when your jaws ache.head hurts.mouth dry.
jeffbadboy says: lol true april
1961model says: makes 'em grow though.
-April says: ahhh... like they're "blow"ing up
-April says: ok... I see the logic now
jeffbadboy says: lolapril
Lace says: lmao
Lace says: stop it april i cant breath
Marc505 says: what about hummer any of you actually gave a hummer
-April says: Lace... stop what? lol... I haven't said anything.. yet
1961model says: sure
Keith3 says: i've received one
-April says: Marc... with our mouths full, all we CAN do is hum
jeffbadboy says: yet?..
Marc505 says: lol april
SportyGal24 says: LOL April
1961model says: great april.
PureCountry says: I'll have to borrow that one April
-April says: Jeff... lol... it's a tease, this "yet"...
1961model says: don't make me pee my pants laughing.
Lace says: april your to much ty you just made my day girl friend
-April says: Pure... borrow what? I don't have a penis, if that's what you mean
-April says: Lace... :)
PureCountry says: Never mind, obviously that went by somewhere....
jeffbadboy says: mines on your desk holdin your papers...lol
-April says: LOL, Pure... I was kidding
1961model says: there's the paperweight.
-April says: Jeff... "holding"... lol... I hadn't realized you were so big, it had hands
Lace says: lmao i have none
PureCountry says: No problem April, but I will use that line! Hee
-April says: LOL, Pure... ok
jeffbadboy says: how about impailing...?
-April says: LOL, Jeff... sharp one
1961model says: i've seen heads with faces but no hands.
-April says: LMAO, 1961!!!
jeffbadboy says: lol1961
Marc505 says: here's one for ya april and 1961,,hands on or off when giveing head
-April says: Marc... lol... gives new meaning to hands-on training
1961model says: ever see robin williams impression of the one eyed man?
-April says: 1961... no, what's that like?
gin3 says: leave the hands on
jeffbadboy says: yes 1961
-April says: Marc... I use what I can... lol
1961model says: well marco, depends on hobig.
Marc505 says: lol
1961model says: it's hilarious.
1961model says: i mean how big.
Marc505 says: well 1961 let me get out my ruler...lets see 6 or maybe if i turn this thing ,,yep there we go 9 big ones
-April says: Marc... I thought every man had only one... you have 9?!
Marc505 says: hands on
1961model says: i could make it 10 in a week.
-April says: oh, wait... I read that wrong
PureCountry says: April, you are cracking me up!!! I love it!!!
-April says: wow, 1961... I didn't know you were a cosmetic surgeon... I'm impressed... :)
Marc505 says: yep its hell to pee
1961model says: good april!!!!!
-April says: LMAO, Marc
bambam says: i have ten
Lace says: lmao
-April says: bam... are you sure those aren't your toes?
Marc505 says: finding the one that has to go lol
jeffbadboy says: lol april
-April says: rofl, Marc...
-April is peeing her pants.
1961model says: no, it's the blowjob. makes them grow.
metalman says: lol
Lace says: lol @ april
-April says: 1961... I'll have to blow my men more, then... lol
Lace says: either that or bam a busy man
jeffbadboy wonders where she will start
-April says: lmao, Lace!
1961model says: it really works. do it twice a day for a week.
-April says: 1961... kind of like: "I must! I must! I must increase my bust!"
1961model says: that's it!
1961model says: oh well they always need some improvement
-April says: who'd have thunk?
Lace says: lmao
-April says: 1961... so if we suck their brains, they'll get smarter, too?
-April says: I mean the other, upper head
Marc505 says: if only we vibrated
1961model says: that would be nice if we can find them.
-April says: Marc... you do... but you're not battery powered... you're hip-thrust powered
Lace says: lmao i need a drink you want one
jeffbadboy says: yea but a viborator cant take out the trash
1961model says: vibrators don't kiss well
-April says: Jeff... very true
jeffbadboy says: they tend to chip teeth
-April says: lmao
Marc505 says: lol jef
1961model says: been there,huh?
-April says: I've never owned a vibrator... I wonder what that's like
metalman says: but dont talk back take remote ive heard
-April says: LOL, 1961
Marc505 says: ya right april
-April says: Swear to God, Marc... the only toys I have are Lego's
Lace says: lmao
Marc505 says: well you need to go to the toy store lol
metalman says: lego's ouch!!!!!1
-April says: I use a pillow if I need satisfaction... lol... I just stick that in between my legs, and I'm good to go
Lace says: lmao marc
-April says: Of course... I don't mean I stick it IN me... sheesh... that's far too huge
metalman says: want my pillow?
Lace says: lol april
-April says: metal... is it firm? lol
Marc505 says: does your pillow have a name
PureCountry says: April, I have to know, how old are you?
-April says: Marc... no... lol
metalman says: oh yes
-April says: I'm 25
Marc505 says: well lets call it marc tonight lol
PureCountry says: You're pretty 'wise' for your age!
metalman says: 30 and have firm pillow!!!!!!1
-April says: LOL, Marc... sure thing
PureCountry says: That's a good thing!
Marc505 says: promise lol
-April says: wise? Are you sure you don't mean wise @ass?
1961model says: what is going on?
PureCountry says: Yes, but you're too good at it for it to be a bad thing!
-April says: metal... lol... I see that in your next personals ad somehow
-April says: Pure... lol... :o)
Marc505 says: april is going to name her pillow marc tonight 1961 and we are gonna get it on lol
Lace says: lmao
-April says: Yes, I'll be calling it Marc409
metalman says: why not metal?
-April says: Heck, metal... I have more than one pillow... lol
Lace says: lmao
metalman says: ok lol lol
Marc505 says: you won'y just wam bam thank you and then just roll over ,,,i'll need to be held lol
metalman says: but how many does it take?
-April says: LMAO, Marc... sure... I'll hold the pillow. I'll even lay my head upon it
-April says: metal... well, I'm insatiable... lol
metalman says: k lmao
gin3 says: hey marc
Marc505 says: yes mam
gin3 says: pillow gotta fill me in Ive been being bored by someone lol
1961model says: that's great i'm happy for you all. let's watch the feathers fly.
metalman says: i gota a pillow for you want it?
gin3 says: :)
metalman says: were do i send to?
Marc505 says: it's a long story lol :)
-April says: LOL, 1961... two pillows vying for my attention, and we get a pillow fight
1961model says: never tried the pillow. so simple.
gin3 says: ok fine just leave me out in the dark there marc lol
metalman says: lmao
1961model says: damn men . can't share.
metalman says: simple is easy
-April says: metal... send it to California, care of Santa Claus
metalman says: miss claus?????????????
1961model says: i live near santa claus.
-April says: simple is easy... and so am I, sometimes... lol
metalman says: lol
Marc505 says: april has no toys gin ,,but she does have a pillow named marc
-April says: metal... I always sheathe my claws.
1961model says: gin3. speak up.
-April says: San Diego
metalman says: ouch
gin3 says: oh ok with you saying that it has to be nasty lol :)
-April says: Sheathe... hmmm. I thought that meant hide them... I guess I was wrong... lol
1961model says: come on. i wanna name my pillow.
metalman says: 1961 name pillow
metalman says: do you spit or swallow?????????
-April says: neither... I sip and dribble
-April says: lol
1961model says: the pillow ain't workin'.
-April says: 1961... you have to move your hips and grind against it
Marc505 says: ya gotta talk to it 1961
1961model says: ain't hard enough.
-April says: sometimes, if you put your hand to it and press it against you, it's much better
-April says: and you just keep humping until it rubs in the right spot
1961model says: maybe april has the firm ones.
-April says: LOL, 1961... mine are like paperweights
1961model says: ya! the hand always finishes the job.
metalman says: aprils what like paper weights?
1961model says: pillows,dummy
-April says: metal... lol... pillows... just a little running joke with the 9 incher Jeff
-April says: not that he's listening... lol
metalman says: yes i know beeen there lol
jeffbadboy says: yes i heard my name
-April says: aha! he wakes
-April says: metal... been there?
Marc505 says: gin where did you go hun
bambam says: me? hold ing your face with my hand and puting fingers thou your heir and kissing your soft lips under the skys lace....
metalman says: so a/s
-April says: gee... wonder what bambam is doing... lol
metalman says: lol
gin3 says: I was wondeing the same thing lol
1961model says: i wanna watch.
-April says: metal... who are you asking?
Marc505 says: he ain't doin a pillow lol
gin3 says: wondering:)
-April says: Marc... no, he's doing his keyboard
Marc505 says: rofl lol lol
jeffbadboy says: am i lagging?
1961model says: is bam bam a he?
Marc505 says: whatcha wondering
-April says: Ah, cyber... how anyone manages to fit their dongle through the floppy disk drive, I'll never know.
bambam says: i thought that would get ya s att
jeffbadboy says: hello?
1961model says: hi.jeff.where'd you go?
-April says: Jeff... yes? hello?
jeffbadboy says: im here am i lagging???????
-April says: jeff... I don't know... are you?
-April says: can you read this?
-April says: Can ANYone read this?
jeffbadboy says: yes i guess not
jeffbadboy says: i can
swf32_ says: yes april
1961model says: lagging.....sagging,,,what's the diff?
jeffbadboy says: lol
gin3 says: sure can
-April says: Oh, goodie... we're all literate... Anyone here Amish, by the way? lol
-April says: wb, metal
metalman says: yes
metalman says: i am
Marc505 says: is maker of fine amish pillows
-April says: LOL, metal... Amish and computer literate...
1961model says: way to go marc..
-April says: Amish have a sexual drive?
Toastie says: april, sorry, i'm not amish. scottish any good?
swf32_ says: any MEN wanna chat with 33/f/seattle? No cyber, just chat.
Marc505 says: how did you make out with your pillow 1961
metalman says: amish is growing
1961model says: april should do stand up.
-April says: lol, Toastie... they're the next best thing
swf32_ says: SINGLE MEN THAT IS
Toastie says: really, i thought we were the best thing
-April says: If I stood up, I'd have a heck of a time typing on this computer
Marc505 says: single men ,,,now thats just not fair
-April says: Toastie... you're right. I'm sticking Amish back down to second on my list.
swf32_ says: lol sorry marc
Marc505 says: lol
-April says: Marc... lol... with 9 dongles, I don't suppose you CAN consider yourself single, huh?
Marc505 says: lol
1961model says: noway. not gonna work.can't find a tongue. doesn't kiss. acts like my first husband.
-April says: LMAO, 1961
SportyGal24 says: draining my dragonette
-April says: now there's an enigmatic line if ever I did see one.
Marc505 says: put the seat down
gin3 says: lol
1961model says: draggin' it?
Keith3 says: hi suck me
-April says: I have this image of a baby dragon getting pushed through a juicer... someone please explain that line to me.
gin3 says: lol
gin3 says: that was so funny april
-April says: lol... well that's the image I have in my head
1961model says: hey keith nice greeting. let'sbe blunt. blunt anyone?
Marc505 says: dragonaid
Keith3 says: just sayin what's up
gin3 says: crazy
SportyGal24 says: Anyone else need to talk to JOHN
SportyGal24 says: crazy I say
-April says: blunt... lol... I have this crazy urge to ask someone to hit me with a blunt object.
gin3 says: hahahaha
GAMMARAY says: who is John???
gin3 whispers to -April: you are very funny
Keith3 says: hi porgie
-April says: AHHH! I get it... lol... puking into the toilet
1961model says: i already went. april hurried me along.
-April says: oh... not puking? LOL...
-April says: sometimes I'm sooo clueless
-April whispers to gin3: thanks... lol
metalman says: april a pillow is that blunt enough
SportyGal24 says: APR must be blonde?
-April says: metal... lol... covers too much territory
gin3 whispers to -April: no problem you have had me cracking up I have sat back and just laughed
1961model says: pretty fly for a white guy,suck.
-April says: me? blonde? lol... as far away from that as possible... I have black hair
SportyGal24 says: I hear ya APR
-April says: but I think I might have been blonde in another life
gin3 says: hey metal whatcha doing?
-April whispers to gin3: :)
gin3 whispers to -April: :)
SportyGal24 says: let me guess ...taste like H2o
DEVILLS says: HI ROOM its my first time here, whats happening
SportyGal24 says: I COULD USE GIN & TONIC
1961model says: i'm scared of devils.
-April says: what tastes like H2O?
metalman says: are you i forgot?
1961model says: hi,lucifer.
DEVILLS says: no need to be scared of me,,
SportyGal24 says: us bru compared to canadian good stuff
-April says: Now I have this crazy urge to say, "Like semen for chocolate."
Keith3 just people shooting the shit
gin3 says: where you at
DEVILLS says: where is everyone fromf
SportyGal24 says: WHO?
gin3 says: me too and laughing lol
Keith3 says: Mobile Alabama
SportyGal24 says: LOL
-April says: Ok... now I have an image of me shooting bow and arrow at cow dung.
-April says: why?
Keith3 says: M/F DEVILLS
DEVILLS says: im from NJ
1961model says: evansville,in
gin3 says: yeah why what she said
SportyGal24 says: April....3 sheets in wind
DEVILLS says: thats where the devils come in...LOL
-April says: ok... lol, Sporty... now that's too enigmatic for me
DEVILLS says: you meant 3 sheets to the wind...LOL
1961model says: jeff is still alive.
swf32_ says: Gammaray- you still there?
jeffbadboy sure is
GAMMARAY says: Yeah......
gin3 says: oh no
Marc505 says: put the bow down and slowly back away from it april
-April says: ahhh... so jeff was busy selling his paperweight to leather? naughty Jeff... lol
swf32_ says: yes I'm 33 how'd you know?
DEVILLS says: are there any 40 year old in here, or am i too old
SportyGal24 says: OH GAMM Found another?
jeffbadboy says: lol april
GAMMARAY says: I thought I saw you type it.....
gin3 says: hahahha
-April says: LOL, Marc
Keith3 never too old
GAMMARAY says: No.....you just havent talked to me....
gin3 says: sporty you sad
1961model says: well gotta go. april, thanks for the laughs. really needed them.
Marc505 says: you've dung enough for one evening
leather~lace says: what paper weight
swf32_ says: ok just wondering gamma
Keith3 says: hi DIXIE 2
-April says: good night, 1961... :)
-April says: LOL, Marc
metalman says: april you into archery
SportyGal24 says: Very Much So GIN
jeffbadboy says: nite 1961
Marc505 says: see 1961
dixie2 says: hey ya'll
gin3 says: Ibet
GAMMARAY says: Sporty .....
suckme says: no ladies to talk to so i gues i should leave huh?
metalman says: later 61
-April says: metal... I took a class in the 10th grade, and I was the best girl
SportyGal24 says: Sporty Say pussy to 1961
metalman says: at what
1961model says: thanks guys!
-April says: sweet dreams, 61
gin3 says: bye
GAMMARAY says: Sporty.......
-April says: metalman... 10-50 yards
SportyGal24 says: Yeeessssss?
metalman says: beat at what april pillow talk or archery/
-April says: LOL, metal.. archery
GAMMARAY says: Just seeing if you are still talkin' to me....
metalman says: ok april
-April says: yikes... half hour after midnight, and I have a long day tomorrow...
-April says: Room, I have to go now...
-April says: hugs for everyone
jeffbadboy says: hell its 330 am here
Marc505 says: see ya april
-April says: jeff... where?
SportyGal24 says: and wet kisses
metalman says: min night 3:29 here am
GAMMARAY says: See ya April...you will go past me on the freeway...
dixie2 says: where jeff?
-April says: Night, Marc
metalman says: night april
-April says: Gamma... sure thing
jeffbadboy says: georgia
GAMMARAY says: cool...
-April says: Night all
SportyGal24 says: see ya April
smile4me says: hey u people aren't asleep yet
gin3 says: bye april