Prince Valium (continued)
"Uh, no thanks," you tell him.
"'No' again," the old man sighs.
He looks disappointed.
"Are you sure?"
You're getting bored.
"Positive," you tell him.
"Hmph!" says the old man.
He looks off into the distance towards town, then towards you again.
"One more request then, and I'll leave you alone.
How about going to a ball on a blind date with a wonderful young woman?"
You actually consider his last request.
"What's she like?" you ask.
The old geezer manages to build up a little enthusiasm over all this and starts his pitch.
"She's hard working, kind, and incredibly patient and generous with family.
She's absolutely sweet as honey, and she's got a
great personality."
You blink.
"Great personality, huh?"
"The best."
He looks at you with a smiling look of conviction for the longest time, before you finally tell him, "I see."
"So, what do you say?"
Your answer is...
