Your Grass Is Mine!

So I'm taking charge of my life and looking on the bright side of things, making lemonade out of lemons again. If my grass is greener than yours, it's because I take care of it, fool.

Tend your own grass.

Besides, it's not for nothing. I'm making sure my backyard is presentable because I'll be holding a barbecue for one of my contest winners.

I'm sure you know who the guest will be.