Husband: You know how all these years, I’ve been promising and promising to take you some place special one day, and I never do?

Wife: Yeah, so?

Husband: Well, today I got us some tickets out of town for this weekend, and we’re finally going on our second honeymoon. How do you like that?

Wife: Really? Where are we going?

Husband: To the moon, Alice! To the moon!

Wife: Oh, Ralph!

[No, I’m not married. No, I’m not 50 years old. If this post doesn’t make sense to you, may I suggest clicking here?]

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