A Missed Marketing Opportunity

A Missed Marketing Opportunity

As we watched an annoying TV commercial, which was followed by one for an erectile dysfunction medication, H.E. remarked, “Now there’s a missed marketing opportunity.”

I looked over at him, and he further enlightened me with the following words:

HardOn! Apply directly to the foreskin.

HardOn! Apply directly to the foreskin.

HardOn! Apply directly to the foreskin.

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Why no one has hired H.E. lately is a complete mystery to me.

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4 thoughts on “A Missed Marketing Opportunity”

  1. Do you guys have those crazy warehouse clearance commercials? They annoyed the hell out of me until The Chaser satirised them, and now I just laugh.

  2. Crazy warehouse clearance commercials … hm. Sit and Sleep comes to mind. The spokesperson always yells, “Or your mattress is FREEEE!” … while his partner wails, “You’re killing me, Larry!”

  3. Yeah, that sounds about right. The warehouse ads usually sell rugs, for some reason. Never chocolate, more’s the pity.

  4. Oh, they always advertise chocolate with a lot of calm and decadence, so you get a sense of luxury. Very costly luxury, lol.

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