It Was the Best of Romantic Times, It Was the Worst of Production Times
In my freelance work, this is one of the busiest times of the year. There’s a magazine that romance readers and romance writers like to read, called Romantic Times BOOKclub, and every year they have a convention. For authors and fans who like the idea of meeting up with each other at booksignings, this is a pretty big deal. So romance publishers like to do things for the “RT convention” like advertise extra big in the magazine or prepare print books for authors going to the event.
This translates to a lot of ad and print book production on my end.
I learned long ago that in my work I’m figuratively always the last one out the door in a burning building and that I really have to depend on the speed of those who run before me from the fire. If they all back time, plan, work according to plan, and meet their deadlines, I’m safe. If they all wait until the last possible minute to do their work and fail to meet their deadlines and allow me enough time to do my stage of the work, I’m screwed.
This is the nature of the work of a graphic designer. It’s how it’s always been. It’s how it always will be.
In the old days, when everything was analog, the deadline times were further apart, allowing more time between pre-production and production. This is because everything took longer to do. If the account executive wanted to change the font on something, the graphic artist would look at him with a murderous rage because it would involve a whole hell of a lot more than highlighting some text and selecting another font from the menu. It involved measuring the space, picking a font, selecting a new sheet of rub-on letters, and manually rubbing them on, one by freaking one. They didn’t have a digital PDF workflow. They had to do color separations for every page, big honking sheets of plastic that were transparent and black, one for Cyan, one for Magenta, one for Yellow, one for Black. If you wanted to change a little something—add a period to the red title, for instance—you had to change every sheet because a particular shade of red dot on the page would mean a little bit of cyan, a little bit of magenta, a little bit of yellow, and a little bit of black. What a pain.
So in those days, they made sure there was plenty of time for production. Plenty.
These days, they figure you can make changes on the fly and last minute, so production times are heavily reduced. Yesterday, I completed eight print covers right after getting all the raw materials I needed that same evening. Eight. And I’m about to complete three or four more this morning before I get dressed and go to the movies.
I am superwoman. Hear me roar as I run out of the burning building with my hair on fire. Romantic image, isn’t it? I’m not sweating it, though. It’s all in the name of love.
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6 thoughts on “It Was the Best of Romantic Times, It Was the Worst of Production Times”
A few questions:
1) How many book covers will you do all told for this convention?
2) Do you attend it as well?
3) What movie did you see? If it was good let me know–as I may be taking a girl out on a blind date for dinner and a movie this weekend. It’s a friend/acquaintance of my cousin’s. I’m not overly optimistic on her ability to screen these types of things but I figure I’m not in a position to turn people down at this point.
1) A dozen print covers for one publisher. Two for another (they print their books all year round, and I’ve already done nine others for them).
2) I haven’t attended any of the conventions yet in all the years I’ve been doing work for these publishers, but I plan to one day so I can actually MEET the people who send me my checks in the mail, lol.
3) I saw Ice Age: The Meltdown. Awesome movie. Funny as hell. Makes you feel good. Makes a good date. 🙂
So it’s not imperative that you see the original Ice Age in your opinion?
I tried to look thru the list of movies currently out and I didn’t really see much. There was no easy choice. I’ve seen Inside Man and V for Vendetta unfortunately or I would go for either of them. Neither were fantastic although both were fine. I’d rate V as the better movie but both had my attention.
Too bad that you can’t go this time and meet them. It might not change the amount of work you get but it would still be nice to put a face to a name or a phone voice.
Talking about your hair catching on fire in the burning building analogy, I guess your hair is still growing ever longer? Where does it reach now? The last time you mentioned it I think it was approaching your lower thighs in length, maybe? And how long has it been since you last had it cut or trimmed? I’m always amazed with your hair stories!
Have a Happy Easter weekend! I’m traveling to my grandparents place in southwest Missouri this weekend–actually taking Friday off.
Not sure what to tell you about the first Ice Age. I saw it, so seeing the second one was no problem for me. You probably don’t need to see it to enjoy the sequel, but I think you’d enjoy the sequel more if you did see the first film.
As for meeting my employers, I’m sure it will happen one day. It’s just that going to a convention can get expensive, and I’m barely meeting my living expenses with my royalty checks right now.
The hair is still long, though it hasn’t gotten much longer. H.E. wants photos of it down before I cut it, so it’ll be a while before I have updates.
Oh, and Happy Easter to you, too!
Oh there was no doubt on why you couldn’t go–conferences are great but they can be very expensive. The hotel costs are usually really high and of course the air travel depending on where you are going. Hopefully sometime!
It’s possible your hair has kind of reached it’s maximum length. I think a lot of people can’t grow their high past ‘butt length’, so you’re already longer than many…not everyone can be Crystal Gayle! It goes without saying that most people don’t ever experiment to see how long they could grow it either. You’ve probably gone at least 4-5 years without any major or hardly minor haircuts I imagine.
How much hair were you planning on getting cut and when? Hopefully you’ll change your mind about cutting your hair… long hair rules 🙂
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