[After listening to news about a 13-year-old getting molested…]

H.E.: Tsk. They already deal with black lung and cave-ins. Now they’re being exploited sexually.

She: Huh? What are you talking about?

H.E.: I’m talking about the sexual exploitation of miners.

[At bedtime, annoyed, and with toothbrush in hand…]

She: Can you please not put the tube of cortisone so close to the tube of toothpaste?

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