Fortune Five Hun
I thought I could never top the cookie fortune that read “All fingers are not the same.” Up until a few nights ago, it was the best fortune I had ever had. It even works in bed or out.
All fingers are not the same (in bed). No truer words exist.
Then, one night, I get this for a fortune:
And what I thought could not be surpassed … suddenly was. Behind an able man, there are always.
It doesn’t work, in bed or out of it, and I have no clue what it means.
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Well that blows that whole theory! (in bed)
I’m sorry. Blow the whole what in bed?
It looks like fortune cookie Zentances gone wrong.
Doesn’t it? I keep looking at it, hoping it’ll finish itself.
I think that it doesn’t work out for the simple reason that it isn’t a complete sentence to begin with. There are always what?? is the question in my mind.
"Behind an able man, there are all ways."
"All your base are belong to us"
oops…
"Behind an able man there are always other able men."
…is correct.
Behind an able man is always his behind.
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