While driving in a parking lot, about to go past an SUV backing heedlessly out of its spot…
April: [gasps] Don’t pull out! We’re coming!
HE: [chuckles]
April: What? What’d I miss?
HE: [shakes his head]
April: Did I say something fu— [suddenly closes eyes, drops jaw, shakes head ruefully] Oh, I see. Don’t pull out. We’re coming. Very funny, ha, ha.

While reading an event announcement underneath the SeaPort sign…
April: [squinting as she reads] PUSSY EAT LOUNGE… DIRTY VEGAS NEW… YEARS EVE… [shakes head] Oh, wait a minute… PUSSY CAT LOUNGE… DIRTY VEGAS NEW… YEARS EVE…
HE: [laughs hysterically]
April: [indignant] What? It looked like an E! I swear!

I just love the taste of my foot. Really, I do.

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