Now that I’m slogging through 300 e-mails a day, designing covers here and there, managing a handful of artists, and skimming through numerous forums and lists for major announcements—all on top off doing my full-time day job—I’ve kind of let this whole web log thing get away from me again. I almost forgot about it this month. Almost. The endless comment spam made me come back to it. Okay, so you got my attention. Yes, I’ll buy a penis extender….
Whew! Thanks for the concern, but it turns out that I may not be all that hot after all. Well, no. I’m hot, but I’m not perimenopausal hot. As it happens, southern California is having some kind of heat wave again, and because H.E. takes great pleasure in commenting on my small range of tolerance in temperatures, I made the assumption that something was wrong with me. “It wasn’t even all that hot. It was only [insert a two- or…
I didn’t have any free time to play around, so this wasn’t done for fun (though it was!). This was actually for an ebook cover, one of four I worked on this weekend, and I liked it so much that I turned it on its side and decided to post it. About ten stock photos were butchered to make this, and the Photoshop file with all its layers intact is almost 200MB. I have another image three times the width…