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Month: June 2003

Name That Tune #1: 24 Jump Street

Name That Tune #1: 24 Jump Street

No less than two nights ago, two dozen crooks broke and entered into my house. I tried to escape, but they caught me and assaulted me with repeated blows to my skull, using a heavy wooden object. “What do you want?!” I cried, but they only chanted instructions at me to turn around, to touch the ground, to do the high kicks, and to do the splits. Not only that, but they kept mistaking me for some Spanish lady or…

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