His Downfall: Black-Haired Pussy
We gave the cat a flea bath yesterday. Or rather, he did. He has such a knack for it that I let him. Okay fine, I made him do it. Besides, he adores her… even though she constantly gets in his way and trips him up, bringing him crashing down on the cold, hard floor every now and then, just inches away from death. With her black hair and clumsiness, she reminds him too much of me. So the joke…