Bad [Doggerel] From My Writing Past #5: My Cold?
I got it from someone who, When they touched the doorknob, I did, too. The virus went from nose to hand, And by the doorknob, hand to hand. From my hand up to my nose Went the virus. There it goes, Through my nose and down my throat. I started talking like a goat, Coughing, sneezing, aching, wheezing. Please don’t joke; I hate the teasing, Runny nose and gooey phlegm, Great ACHOO and small AHEM. I can’t wait to get…