Five Onion Rings
Ogres are like onions. So if you want fresh minty breath for Christmas carolling, don’t chew on any ogres. I’m going carolling this weekend, and I’m looking forward to it. Last year, I went with a fairly large group, and our director Steph decided to give Human Encyclopedia a very special part in “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” He and another ogreish baritone in the group got to sing “five golden rings,” except there were no golden rings; they were…