The Second Honeymoon
Husband: You know how all these years, I’ve been promising and promising to take you some place special one day, and I never do? Wife: Yeah, so? Husband: Well, today I got us some tickets out of town for this weekend, and we’re finally going on our second honeymoon. How do you like that? Wife: Really? Where are we going? Husband: To the moon, Alice! To the moon! Wife: Oh, Ralph! [No, I’m not married. No, I’m not 50 years…