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Day: September 17, 2002

Death! Destruction! Chaos! Okay, Gotta Go, Ba-Bye.

Death! Destruction! Chaos! Okay, Gotta Go, Ba-Bye.

Human Encyclopedia never leaves me voice mail messages at work. Never. So when I discovered a voice mail message from him today, I was understandably concerned. H.E.: I was getting ready to go out and do my errands, and I heard this big kaboom-crunch, which is the distinctive sound that an airplane makes when it hits the ground. And then a couple of seconds later there was another kaboom-crunch. Same sound. I figured it was the kids slamming the dumpsters…

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