The World Through April’s Ears: Please Don’t Encourage Me
Actual: “I can’t believe it’s not butter.” April: “I can’t believe it’s snot butter.” Actual: “Fuggedaboutit.” [New York way of saying “Forget about it.”] April: “Fuck Ed about it.” I can’t escape it. Whether I hear it or read it, my mind will pervert it. It does me no good to have it encouraged either. There are days of the month, for instance, when I’ll be in pain, and I’ll complain of menstrual cramps. The last thing I need is…