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Month: August 2002

Pay No Attention to that Man Behind the Woman

Pay No Attention to that Man Behind the Woman

Appearances can be deceiving. Take, for instance, Mike Tyson—ear-biting rapist who boxes. He’s a menacing, grimacing, muscle-bound meat-head you don’t ever want to meet in a dark alley alone. Yet when he opens his mouth, you’d swear it was Dr. Evil’s Mini-Me talking. With a voice like that it’s no wonder he went into boxing; he had to defend himself against those who assumed he was as mousy as his voice. Key lesson? Never assume. I used to work as…

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Bad Spellers of the World Untie!

Bad Spellers of the World Untie!

They call it rough draft for these reasons: Different wardrobes, different seasons. First cut’s yours and yours alone; The second’s shared once it’s been honed; Third and fourth, and even fifth, Others help us with the “lift.” The final’s printed, posted, published— To be seen, so please no rubbish. Spelling’s good, and grammar’s great; Structure scores a 9.8… But keep an eye out; don’t be vague, Lest you write this: Killed by plaque. As originally seen here. Share this post: