The Horror of Shopping
I am not a girly girl. I like men, I have hip-long hair, and I wear lipstick. That’s about the extent of my femininity. My wardrobe consists mostly of jeans, sweatshirts, and athletic shoes; and they are all comfortably durable and at least 10 years old. And I hate shopping. I really, really hate shopping. Which is why all of my clothes have been around for three presidential terms. That, and I’ve never really needed to buy a lot of…