Heaven Bound Beans
Our web programmer says the darndest things sometimes. Like some of the guys upstairs, he’ll get into a junior high mode and make farting sounds with his mouth. Today, he did that, and I just sat there, wrinkled my nose and said, “Ew, ew, ew.” Then, absolutely straight-faced, he told me, “It’s okay. Every time a person farts, a little bean goes up to heaven.” I can’t even imagine the comical look that must have been on my face. I…