Secret Message #14: Cat’s Game
This game’s a bit tough to win. There are no hints whatsoever. When the cat’s ready, perhaps the only hint of a warning is that she gags several times, the sounds coming from deep within her belly, and then she pukes up a hairball that looks like number two. The only sign that it isn’t (so I know not to pound her) is the fibrous look of the tubal hash. She might not be sharp, but her out-of-the-box droppings are…